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ไม่เชื่อต้องเห็นเอง นานมากแล้วที่ไม่เห็นกระแสความบ้าของวัยรุ่นที่บ้านักร้อง
คิด กอล์ฟไมค์ ก็ไม่น่า ดาราไทยไม่มีแล้วแหละที่ได้ขนาดนี้
โอเคต้องดังระดับโลก เอาและถามแม่งและขี้เกียจรอ
จึงให้ศิษย์เก่าเซนต์โยไปถามรุ่นน้องก็ได้ความว่า

ซุเปอร์จูเนียร์

เฮ้ย ดังขนาดนี้เลยเหรอวะเนี่ย น่าจะเหยียบหมื่น...เว่อร์ไปปะ แต่นึกว่าจะหมดแค่นั้น
ขากลับผ่านโรงแรมตอนสี่ทุ่มกว่า หูแว่วได้ยินเสียงโห่กรี๊ด หันไปมองก็ตกใจเล็กน้อย
รถตู้ขบวนนั้นกำลังจะออกรถ กลุ่มแฟนคลับที่บ้าคลั่งต่างวิ่งตามรถที่เอื่อยเฉื่อยติดขัดบนถนนพญาไท
ิ่รถวิ่ง คนวิ่ง รถวิ่ง คนวิ่ง ยิ่งระยะทางไกลขึ้น
จำนวนคนที่กลัวตายก็เพิ่มขึ้น แต่ก็น้อยมาก
ความบ้าคลั่งปิดบังทุกสิ่ง
จนกระทั่ง

ปั๊ก ! (เสียงเหมือนจริง)
เด็กหญิงคนหนึ่งร่างลอยพร้อมกับป้ายแล้วตกลงมาโดนรั้วกั้นระหว่างถนนสองฝั่ง
รถตู้ทั้งขบวนเหมือนดูหนังอยู่เพราะไฟเขียวพอดี แล้วก็พุ่งกลับไปทันที
แฟนคลับทั้งหลายที่อยู่ข้างหน้าเหตุการณ์ไม่รู้เรื่อง เตรียมเป็นเหยื่อรายต่อไป
แฟนคลับข้างหลังช็อก และกรูกันเข้ามาดูศพ หรือร่างกายที่น่าจะเป็นศพของลูกใครก็ไม่รู้ ที่แม่คงเสียใจถึงสาเหตุการตายของเธอไม่ใช่น้อย

โอ วัยรุ่นไทย เราจะเหมาว่าเขาก็ไม่ได้หรอก มันเป็นแค่วัย
ความพุ่งพล่านในวัย
สีสันอันสดใส
และจบไปพร้อมความไร้ค่า

ปล.กะจะว่าถึงวัยรุ่นอีกประเด็นแต่ลืมไปแล้ว เสียใจด้วยจำได้ค่อยมาเติมละกันนะบล๊อกกี้คุง
ปล.เรื่องนี้เค้าเติมแต่งนะตัวเอง อย่าคิดมาก ปะกับอีกเหตุการณ์ที่เห็นเด็กนักเรียนโดนชนตายลอยสูงเกือบถึงสะพานลอยต่อหน้าตรงหน้าสามย่าน มันยังค้างคาใจอยู่

พี่น้องประชาชน

ดูจับเข่าคุยของเมื่อวานซืน เอาผู้สมัครผู้ว่าเบอร์เล็กมาคุยกัน
เห็นแล้วยิ่งกลุ้มใจหนัก เห้ไรกันวะเนี่ย
รวมปาหี่
แต่ละอย่างนี่....
ุสุดยอดความคิดสร้างสรรค์ ยังงงว่าทำไมประเทศไทยไม่เจริญรุ่งเรือง
พูดจริงๆนะ ไม่ได้ประชด
แต่ละคนนี่แทบร้อง แต่ไม่ได้ขำนะ ร้องเจี๊ยก มาดูคาแรกเตอร์แต่ละคนกัน
พระเจ้าตากมา
อัศวินไฟเลี้ยว
ป้องกันปฏิวัติ
สาวน้อยไม่บอกนโยบายเดี๋ยวคนอื่นลอก
คนเบื้องบนส่งมาให้ลงสมัคร
...
กรุงเทพมหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยา มหาดิลกภพ นพรัตนราชธานีบูรีรมย์ อุดมราชนิเวศน์มหาสถาน อมรพิมานอวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยวิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์

ดูชื่อยาวก็พอเห็นภาพความคิดคนที่อยู่ที่ตั้งละ
เขาเน้น Quantity ไม่ใช่ Quality

จับเข่าคุย ณ Hell's Kitchen

ขณะนี้กำลังอินอยู่สองเรื่องครับ
ติดเกมโชว์ Hell's kitchen ของเมืองนอก
แล้วเมื่อครู่ได้โหลดรายการจับเข่าคุยที่เอา ผู้สมัครผู้ว่าตัวเก็งสี่คนมาพูดคุยกัน

สองรายการนี้เหมือนกันซะงั้น
แต่จับเข่าคุยตลกกว่า
ไม่ได้จะพาดพิงใดใดทั้งสิ้นครับ แต่ดูแล้วเอ็นจอยกว่าเยอะ จนตัดสินใจได้เลยว่าจะเลือกใคร

พูดถึงเลือกตั้ง ทำไมผมสนใจการเลือกตั้งของอเมริกากว่าก็ไม่รู้ รู้สึกว่านั่นแหละจะมีผลกระทบต่อบ้านเมืองเรา
มากกว่าผู้ว่ากรุงเทพฯซะอีก (เลือกมาแม่งก็ไม่ทำห่าอะไรอยู่แล้ว กูรอรถไฟฟ้าเพิ่มมานานเท่าไหร่แล้ววะ) << คำในวงเล็บหยาบคายได้เปรียบเสมือนอยู่ในเซ็นเซอร์

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